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    The Republic Meddler

    THE REPUBLIC MEDDLER
    Bringing you the latest exclusive stories on the Republic's elite!
    Issue 1






    AN ALPHA COMPANY WEDDING?

    An anonymous source came to us last week with an exclusive tip, and we hurried to the Senate Plaza on Coruscant just in time to witness two Alpha Company troopers tying the knot! Sergeant Thavious and Specialist Addelle? Who knew? It also turns out Troopers have more fashion sense than we gave them credit for. Addelle was radiant in her ivory Molco gown—straight from the Ithorian designer himself!





    Unfortunately, this was the only picture we could grab of the bride—while going in for a closer shot, our reporter was spotted by Sergeant Kj'vago and Specialist Illumori and chased off.

    Spotted: the ex-captain of Alpha Company, Viozaer Foboma, standing as the best man. We never did find out what caused his sudden disappearance. When approached for comment later, he simply responded, “F*** off.”

    We couldn't help but notice that the wedding was between a sergeant and a specialist. We were under the impression there was some kind of rule against that in the Republic military. We asked Captain Mij Galaar, who officiated the wedding, for comments. Sadly, we were rebuffed with instructions to “get the f*** out of [his] face before [he] flattens [our] faces with this heavy tome.”

    More details on the happy couple to come! Rumor is that they plan to honeymoon on Rishi....

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    HOT TOPICS

    - Lieutenants Riike and Zidd—simple bromance or something more?
    - We've noticed Specialist Derzis has quite the knack for design... has he missed his calling? Will he leave the military to follow his passion?
    - The Hakkar brothers: new additions to the ranks of the 203rd! Will sibling rivalry drive them apart? Stay tuned!
    Last edited by Kateri; 05-08-2015, 08:11 AM.
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    (...just a random shower idea I had. May or may not just be a one-shot thing. Also, sorry if the format is getting screwed up. Forum hates me today.)
    Last edited by Kateri; 05-08-2015, 07:48 AM.

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    • #3
      This is awesome!
      ​
      "We don't have a word for hero. Being prepared to die for your family and friends, or what you hold dear, is a basic requirement for a Mando, so it's not worth a separate word. It's only cowards we had to find a special name for." -Baltan Carid​

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      • #4
        A gossipmag about Acoy? Is there a little bit of a Dan Humphrey in you Kat?
        "Fear is the mind-killer."

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        • #5
          You know you love me. XOXO

          ...*cough*

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          • #6
            Spotted: the ex-captain of Alpha Company, Viozaer Foboma, standing as the best man. We never did find out what caused his sudden disappearance. When approached for comment later, he simply responded, “F*** off.”
            Didn't realize I was that polite. I'll try harder to myself next time. Maybe the wedding affected me....


            - Lieutenants Riike and Zidd—simple bromance or something more?
            The two archetypal Irish queers - Michael Fitz Patrick and Patrick Fitz Michael.



            "This was an action of the utmost gallantry by a commanding officer whose dashing leadership and courage throughout the battle were an inspiration to all about him." - Victoria Cross Statement about Colonel H Jones.

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              "This was an action of the utmost gallantry by a commanding officer whose dashing leadership and courage throughout the battle were an inspiration to all about him." - Victoria Cross Statement about Colonel H Jones.

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              • #8
                Hahaha. I'm definitely using that if I do another one.

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                • #9
                  Haha I thought this was pretty good)

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                  • #10
                    Lieutenants Riike and Zidd—simple bromance or something more?
                    I wonder who the next wedding will be between....

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                    • #11
                      I definitely like this Kat. I had a similar idea to do republic news stories from a war correspondent's point of view. Kind of like rp news stories based off of our events and aars.

                      I must admit. A majority of my ideas for acoy events and changes occurred to me in the shower lol.

                      Keep it up! I'd love to see more


                      "Shit just got real. Alpha Company's here." - Kerrilar

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Neves Eanur View Post
                        I definitely like this Kat. I had a similar idea to do republic news stories from a war correspondent's point of view. Kind of like rp news stories based off of our events and aars.

                        I must admit. A majority of my ideas for acoy events and changes occurred to me in the shower lol.

                        Keep it up! I'd love to see more
                        Don't drop the soap....



                        "This was an action of the utmost gallantry by a commanding officer whose dashing leadership and courage throughout the battle were an inspiration to all about him." - Victoria Cross Statement about Colonel H Jones.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Viozaer View Post

                          Don't drop the soap....
                          I learned from the best sir.


                          "Shit just got real. Alpha Company's here." - Kerrilar

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